The Repair Underground

Please Submit Your Jokes By E-mail.... There was a C, a G, and an Eb walking into a bar, when the bartender stopped them and said, "You can't come in. We don't serve minors." Q - How many clarinet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A - Just one, but they go through the whole box to find the best bulb. A band director had passed away and was met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates. During the interview St Peter said, "I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that I can't let you in up here. The good news is we have an express elevator so you can get down to your final destination with no other stops." The director walked to the elevator and pressed the down button. While they were waiting he turned to St Peter and asked, "Do I still have to do marching band?" Q - How do you get two piccolos to play in tune? A - Shoot one. A trumpet player walked in to a quintet rehearsal to find the tuba and horn player having a big fight. When he asked what the problem was, the tuba player responded, "He pulled one of my slides out so now I'll play out of tune." "Well..." Said the trumpet player, "Where's the problem?" The tuba cries, "He won't tell me which one!"